"I have to admit, though, it wasn’t easy coming up with fresh material for this dinner. A few nights ago, I was up tossing and turning, trying to figure out exactly what to say. Finally, when I couldn’t get back to sleep, I rolled over and asked Brian Williams what he thought."
-- Pres. Barack Obama, Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner 2009
"CBS News and ABC News both suffered record low TV ratings last week with Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson ducking out of town to avoid blame. It's their White House coverage. If viewers wanted to watch a cheerleading competition they'd watch ESPN2."
-- Argus Hamilton, The Comedy Store
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