Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Bin Laden Watches the VMAs

"Osama bin Laden has released a new audio recording slamming the President, America, Israel and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Then at the end, when he's really worked up, he yells, 'And Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!'"

-- Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show

"Osama bin Laden released a new 11-minute audio tape, where he calls President Obama powerless in the war in Afghanistan. Well, that was the first six minutes. He gave Taylor Swift the last five to finish her acceptance speech."

-- Jimmy Fallon, Late Night

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