Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Obama Wins It All

"Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Sam Bradford and Florida Gators signal-caller Tim Tebow returned to action Saturday after being out with injuries. The pressure's off now. They can relax and concentrate on winning after Sunday's announcement that President Obama had won the Heisman Trophy...

"The Los Angeles Dodgers swept the St. Louis Cardinals in three games to win the National League Divisional Series in St. Louis Saturday. The TV ratings were huge. President Obama watched all three games and was named the series Most Valuable Player...

"Paranormal Activity sold out at theaters Saturday by showing video proof of ghost activity. It spotlights the world's unexplained phenomena. The movie got a boost Friday when President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize the same day he bombed the moon...

"President Obama conceded Friday he was surprised to learn he had won the Nobel Peace Prize and had done nothing to earn it. That's how nervous the world is about the U.S. They will hand us a peace prize just for doing nothing for nine months, the same way Northern Europe used to thank God whenever the Vikings would stay home all summer."

-- Argus Hamilton


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