"Well, here's more big news going on in Iran. You folks been following the Iranian elections? Well, here it is. It's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his opponent, Mir Hussein Moussavi. And they had one of those friendly bets. If Ahmadinejad wins the election, he gets a crate of figs, see. If Moussavi wins the election, he gets brutally slain."
--David Letterman, The Late Show
"President Obama refused to criticize Iran's bloody crackdown Tuesday, saying he won't interfere. He referred to the Ayatollah as 'Supreme Leader.' When Barack Obama returned the bust of Winston Churchill he replaced it with one of Neville Chamberlain."
-- Argus Hamilton, The Comedy Store